fuhgedda bottit. light em up vinny he’s gonna be sleepin with da fishes
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one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
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dont fuck with me or ill weld all your joints shut in your sleep
gonna be walkin like a gingerbread man
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i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture
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Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out
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life hack: do ur readings and go to class
and boy do I regret that
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you know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words? This one is worth at least two million
his FUCKING FACE
his FUCKING EARS
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I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it
One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.
salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]
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forgive yourself for the stagnancy that was produced from your depression
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what we do in the shadows (2014) dir. taika waititi & jemaine clement
op i wish only the most wonderful things in your life.
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The St. Louis Star and Times, Missouri, June 16, 1942
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